3. My Wish List by EM Kaplan
My Wish List for You this Holiday SeasonWhile desperate parents try to hunt down the latest must-have Hachimal-Tickle-Me-Cabbage-Patch toy, I'd like to offer you a few wish list items of a different kind. Note that these aren't tongue-in-cheek genie wishes that backfire. They are exactly what they seem to be, so take them at face value.
Behold, my wishes for you this season.
1. Less Paperwork
Paperwork, red tape, or hassle. It's all the same. Let's reduce that mess. Turn that dial way down.
"Ace report, Linda. But I don't caaaaaare."
2. The Return of a Memory You Haven't Thought of in a While
"We're totally remembering the same thing, aren't we?!"
3. A Creepy But Harmless Internet Friend
Not like this guy.
4. A Close Call
"MapQuest says to go straight."
Emily is freezing her tuckus off in Northern Illinois where she lives with her husband, author JD Kaplan, kids, and dog. She's currently working on her fourth snarky Josie Tucker mystery.
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